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ass in the morning

really early in the morning

omg. it’s ass in the morning what do you want?

by shlaynana May 16, 2023


mexican morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Tequila or Mezcal.

The party was fucking insane

Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.

by El rober January 16, 2014


Morning Pop

When you spend a night partying and end up home with fast food of some sort. Leaving it on your night table for the ice to melt over night, you wake up thirsty as hell and slam it. Usually in the morning, hence the name morning pop.

Girl: I was so wasted last night, i woke up and had so much morning pop.
Boy: Nasty! But so did i!!!
Both: hahahahaha

by McMelody October 22, 2007


morning stab

The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.

"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"

by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014


morning pudding

Eating the pussy in the morning

I wake up and eat that morning pudding

by defdictd May 12, 2015


morning shadow

It's the thin layer of beard that grows overnight since yesternight's shave.

I love your "morning shadow", keep it up Mr. Shi!

by Ye W. December 9, 2011


Morning Gum

When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.

Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.

by Klara Kash May 23, 2013