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Some shitty ass town no one gives a fuck about
Things to do in Mount Vernon Ohio:
1. Leave
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Smelly, haunted, suspicious male gym teachers? If those are the words you want to describe your all girl's school, than look no further. They try to mask the scent of the bathrooms with artificial smellers that btw smell like ass. Chillin' in your class when "gasp" mysterious stomping noises of a ghastly ghoul right above your head. All the sophomores following the MALE gym teacher around in a sussy manor all the time..... and them him also following the sophomores all the time. MMMMMMMMMMMM this is the school for me.
Guys I don't have much longer. Mount De Sales has found out that I know about the-
A town where there are two gas stations right next to each other 2 barbers and no pussy and you are either rich or poor and no friends live near you so you have to drive to either to boiling springs or carlisle
Aye i am from mount holly springs.
Oh so you live in the middle of nowhere
Yeah basically
Mount alvernia college is the only girl school who had a good semi this year all the other schools were shit. Even the boys school couldn’t be better than this. Mount A and padua know how to have fun. Even the terrace semi was shit lol
oi bro did you go to the mount alvernia college semi this year Oi bro who do you reckon had the best semi - man idk but I know mount A looked good az Rita’s was shit as.
Mount A is an amazing school with pretty girls
A hospital in Columbus, OH, where all the sexiest girls are born!
"Damn, she said she was born at Mount Carmel West?! She MUST be sexy!"
Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:
Lead us, Evolution, lead us
Up the future's endless stair:
Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.
For stagnation is despair:
Groping, guessing, yet progressing,
Lead us nobody knows where.
Wrong or justice in the present,
Joy or sorrow, what are they
While there's always jam to-morrow,
While we tread the onward way?
Never knowing where we're going,
We can never go astray.
Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.
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Defecating on the back of your partner's head while she's asleep, and molding the poo into a face with your hard cock
Guy 1: After Diana fell asleep last night I gave her a Reverse Mount Rushmore.
Guy 2: Did she like it?
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