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Mount alvernia college is the only girl school who had a good semi this year all the other schools were shit. Even the boys school couldn’t be better than this. Mount A and padua know how to have fun. Even the terrace semi was shit lol
oi bro did you go to the mount alvernia college semi this year Oi bro who do you reckon had the best semi - man idk but I know mount A looked good az Rita’s was shit as.
Mount A is an amazing school with pretty girls
A town where there are two gas stations right next to each other 2 barbers and no pussy and you are either rich or poor and no friends live near you so you have to drive to either to boiling springs or carlisle
Aye i am from mount holly springs.
Oh so you live in the middle of nowhere
Yeah basically
The Mount-Chillad Incident on August 4, 2021 on the fictional mountain in Grand Theft Auto V. Nick Mullin, the person involved with this incident was fighting with two other people one of them his brother. Nick was a little bit angry about what was happening. Nick said, "That's it!" then he got up from his chair grabbed a knife from the kitchen then went to his brother's room with said knife. Nick said, "Get away from me!" then his mother walked into the room and said, "Nicholas, put the knife down". Nick stormed into his room locked his door and started crying, he said multiple things. Some of those things were, "I don't even wanna live anymore" and "For years and you've did nothing! Control your son!".
"Remember The Mount-Chillad Incident?"
"Yeah dude that was crazy!"
Some shitty ass town no one gives a fuck about
Things to do in Mount Vernon Ohio:
1. Leave
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Mount St Mary also known as “The Mount” is New Jerseys second best all girls catholic school in the state, falling short of Oak Knoll. You will prob meet the smartest most athletic chicks here, with their swim team taking the Non Public state title on multiple occasions, their lax team being ranked in the top 10 team in NJ several years in a row, and their rising basketball program. Mount girls are too good for St. Joes boys and way too good for Oratory Prep simps. Will date the Delbarton lax captain and have no issue of pulling him. Might have flings with half of Seton Hall Prep but will leave them wanting more. The tuition for The Mount rises every school year, leaving them in 2022 with a tuition of 30k, did I mention that half the school is insanely wealthy. This school is located in one of Nj’s most wealthiest towns and is 82 acres of land. This is a college campus feel having more than 3 buildings of classes. Mount girls stay fit in their off season from their intense sport by walking almost 3 miles every school day. Often confused with mount st dominic but nothing alike, Mount St Mary is highly ranked in athletics and academics where mount st Dominic had a good softball year once. Treat this girls like your mama because you’re never getting anyone better than your mount girl.
Oratory Kid: I go to seton hall prep, let’s have sex.
Mount Chick:Let me see your dick.
Oratory kid: *shows dick*
Mount Chick: That’s the size of my thumb, you must go to Oratory.
Oratory Kid: You couldn’t tell by the fact I’m a Junior and I am 5”4?
Oratory Kid: I’m chopping this micro penis off and going to attend Mount St Mary next year!
A hospital in Columbus, OH, where all the sexiest girls are born!
"Damn, she said she was born at Mount Carmel West?! She MUST be sexy!"
Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:
Lead us, Evolution, lead us
Up the future's endless stair:
Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.
For stagnation is despair:
Groping, guessing, yet progressing,
Lead us nobody knows where.
Wrong or justice in the present,
Joy or sorrow, what are they
While there's always jam to-morrow,
While we tread the onward way?
Never knowing where we're going,
We can never go astray.
Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.
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