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A white redneck wannabe with a mullet, generally an alcoholic who enjoys a good time
Larrett: Gahd motha fuckin damn JT that’s gotta me the best looking gahdamn hair cut I ever did see
JT: I am Mullet Man
Larret: Incoherent southern slurred speech* gahdamn Mullet Main
Mullet style haircut gained mostly by not getting a haircut for four to five months while attempting to grow surfer style longer men's hair. Usually attained by a redneck with semi-male pattern baldness and worn to NASCAR events, under a trucker hat .
Paired well with neon sunglasses on a neckstrap.
Jacksonville Mullet = Jacksonville equivalent of Hawaii surfer hair.
That dude hasn't gotten a haircut for all of COVID. Hes got a total Jacksonville mullet.
Spandex/yoga pants worn by a woman with a pungent vagina.
You can't hide that fish taco with a mullet wrapper..girl go wash that shit damn!!
Percent of chance that some chick is a lesbian.(The mullet is a popular lezbo hairdo for the bull-dykey types.)
"Check out that woman driving the big rig! I bet her mullet ratio is a good 98%!"
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A hairstyle pimped by nerdy white kids with curly hair that isn't nappy enough to be a perfect afro, nor short enough on top to be a true mullet.
Dennis rocks the Afro Mullet every day at work, what a fag!
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Gee Robyn Fowler is a woman, well kinda is and she has a mullet
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the long scraggly pubic hair on the back of your nuts that you miss while shaving your scrotum. thus creating the look of a mullet cascading off your ballsack.
"Yo bro I was examining my balls after shaving and I noticed that I totally have a ballsack mullet!"
"Shave that shit now!"- Bro
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