special needs manchild

someone who always gets it wrong, every time!!! They will legit slip over anything from a leaf to a banana skin. They don't actually have a special need but act like they do, they also make terrible jokes that are often REALLY screwed up. They often spontaniously combust, this is believed to be God's work wiping up evolution's mistakes...

hello large cliff, i'm a special needs manchild. Oh look, a banana skin! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(you know what happened next)

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we need to talk

What a gurlfriend tells her boyfriend when they did something worng or they are breaking up.

Rita telling Dean they need to talk about the way he drinks. or Rita telling Dean they need to talk because she had enough of his BS and it is over.

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i need a girlfriend

It means that who ever is saying it has no bitches

Person a: I need a girlfriend
Person but: cause you have no bitches

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Need a girlfriend blues

Can’t survive on my own.

Need a girlfriend blues. I screwed up and now she hates me. :(

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cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.

1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.

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we need to talk

A word that is almost always followed up with shit, fuck, how did you know, and I think we should break up/get a divorce.

Usually used by girlfriends to break up or wives to complain about how Becky flipped her off in work.

Situation 1: Vivian: We need to talk
Daniel: (sighs inside) I think we should break up.
Vivian: What'd I do?
Daniel: Have sex with my best friend and tell me about it

Situation 2: Marcia: We need to talk.
Richard: (inside mind): FUCK (out loud): SHIT

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needs crap thrown at it

a digital photoghraph that needs to be cropped

Hey mac, this pic needs crap thrown at it!

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