Rural Dictionary

always a screech, never a bash

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........

cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

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you'll never walk alone

wrong lyrics to a famous song.
it should be "you'll never get a job."

sign on, sign on
with hope in your arse...

by International Bad Boy July 3, 2004

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a coping mechanism phrase used by illegal aliens of the former subreddit r/thedonald on 4chan's board /pol/ to belittle anyone who doesn't shill for the former "president" of the United States, Donald J. Trump, and other republicans.

Anon's father: Are ya coping son?
Son: YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, DAD!

by BillKlacks June 1, 2021

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never had any issues

Not having any problems with a job carried out by a professional.

“Painted a car in a car park the other day, done it for years, never had any issues”.

by Blaine2020 February 19, 2020

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Never-been-kissed-hoe

A never-been-kissed hoe refers to a slut who's so incredibly ugly that all the men she's been with have never made out with her or kissed her in foreplay, or during sex. Can also be called NBKH for short. A never-been-kissed hoe is pretty much someone who offers sex whenever; she's always on the guy's time, but she's impossible to look at so the men she's with probably won't even get into certain positions with her so they don't have to look at her face. A never-been-kissed-hoe mostly gets it from the back, anal, or oral. (Giving, and maybe receiving) The lights are always off with a never-been-kissed-hoe. And NBKHs are always easy and insecure so they'll go along with being used for sex, not even completely good sex you brag about, but just sex when no one else is around and you're really horny.

Glenda: I can't believe Paul is still cheating on his girlfriend who's out of town for that ugly, tramp, Joss.

Brenda: I know! He must be desperate for some p*ssy, because his girlfriend is gorgeous!

Glenda: Ew! You know, I can't even imagine having foreplay with that horse-looking b*tch, let alone sex.

Brenda: Well, I don't think he kisses her or anything, I think he's just in and out and doesn't even look her in the eye; he has no feelings for her!

Glenda: Why is she so insecure and easy? She's such a NBKH.

Brenda: A what?

Glenda: A never-been-kissed-hoe.

Brenda: I can see that. Definately.