Flip Flopped

When one finds a random flip flop(sandal) on the ground(beach,park,etc.), picks it up, than slaps someone in the face with it.

i found a flip flop on the floor and slapped this guy in the face. I flip flopped him and said,

"You've just been Flipped" "Flop!"

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flip-flop

a U-turn, can also mean a return trip

Full blown bear did a flip-flop and is south bound & hammered down

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flip flop

n. The official shoe of the democrat party,also known as Kerry slippers.

v. The actions and change of mind that John Kerry goes through everytime he opens his mouth.

Hey, what color are your Kerry slippers?

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flopping dolphin

when your fucking a girl and you cut off her head, then she flops around like a dolphin and you laugh.

i was bangin this hoodrat and i gave her a flopping dolphin

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flip-flopping

In American politics, something Republicans accuse Democrats of doing when they're too dizzy from doing it themselves.

My fellow Americans, you know you can trust me more than that flip-flopping Democrat Clinton when I tell you this was in Iraq was about freedom, no, hold on a moment, it was about weapons of mass destruction, no, hold on, it was for democracy, no, it was about the Kurds, yeah, that was it, it was about the Kurds. Not about oil or God or any of that stuff. Excuse me, I'm off to bed now.

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cock flop

The art of slapping someone with your cock. Usually, in the face.

Kevin cock flopped Jerry after the fight.

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FLOP

Foreign Lobsters Off the Plane. You complain about FOBs, even dare do it in Hawaii, where we're ALL pretty much living on boats, well shit, you're the outcast, FLOP. ESPECIALLY HAOLES who TURN RED in the sun, fucking moron lobsters. They cant handle us and act like they own the place. GTFO! You're ruining paradise, bitch!

I wish that FLOP would stop being a douchebag and learn the true meaning of Aloha. BYEEE

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