Christmas Hobo

A hobo who is still outside when the weather turns below 0 around december and is very poorly dressed for the situation e.x Jeans and T-Shirt. Can usually be found pan handling in any major city that gets cold enough.

Benj: "Hey Kyle, lookit the Christmas Hobo!"

*Kyle sees a shivering hobo who is clearly near death*

Benj and Kyle: "Hahahahahaha, Merry Christmas, everyone."

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hobo coffee

When a person can only afford a handfull of coffee beans instead of a cup of actual coffee from a cafe or franchise such as starbucks.. said person can mash the beans in a puddle and lick it off the ground.

Emma "Damn, I've only got one dollar"
Taylor "No biggie just buy some beans and make hobo coffee!"

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Hobo Runover

A male puts his balls into a womans mouth and slaps her cheeks.

The night the whole city got a Hobo Runover.

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hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or any other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor

man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom

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hobo wine

Wine that is not only cheap, but whose drinkers are considered low class.

Did you see those two homeless guys fighting over that bottle of hobo wine?

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Pussy Hobo

A guy who can’t get top drawer pussy so he must settle for mid to low grade pussy. Alternately, anyone who is a poon hound.

All the pussy hobos are on the prowl tonight.

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hobo toe

A renegade toe, or toes, poking through a hole in a sock. Socks with holes are generally seen as signs of poverty, and the toe(s) sticking through said hole are signs of hobo-ism.

Damn, dawg, mah girl thought I was po, with mah hobo toe stickin through mah old sock.

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