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A place for individuals with fatherless behaviour who belongs to the streets
Leave her alone bro she belongs to the service road.
Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!
What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!
This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!
If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"
I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
Ordering room service very late . Eating late night in hotel room through room services.
We ordered moon service last night after the party.
Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.
Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?
A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.
Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.
* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.
(a while later...)
Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
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They have a lot of vouches, and have a proofs channel for there customers to look at.
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