Hollow Shoes

The single greatest invention of all time. They're shoes, but no soles, so you'e barefoot all along. Use them to trick fools into thinking you have shoes on.

Some Fool: NICE SHOES!

Some Badass: I'm wearing hollow shoes you retarded, I'm barefoot.

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car shoes

THe shoes o a car, also known as tires or wheels.

Chaeck out those car shoes!!

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Shoe-wee

A term typically spoken in a southern accent that is used when one is excited or in awe of something.

Hey Earl, have you seen Billy Bob's new truck? Shoe-wee that son of bitch is nice!

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with one shoe on

To perform an act in an ill-prepared manner

"Let's not start this project with one shoe on."

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Turkey Shoe

Directly translated means "small deal". a issue thats not really a big deal.

"Yo bro i just blazed and had to deal with my chick, that aint no turkey shoe"

"arguing with your moms, thats a turkey shoe fo real"

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shoe size

the size of your shoe cut in half =
the size of your dick
its not always accurate but usually is..

ok if your shoe size is 12

ur dick is 6 in. long

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Cunting Shoes

Shoes designed for a cunt punt. i.e. steel toe boots, Docs.

That chick is a bitch! Guess we better put on our cunting shoes...we're gonna cunt punt tonight!

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