what could go wrong

Used (usually in jest) when something is bound to go completely and utterly wrong.

Guy: I'm going to buy some bondage gear for my brother's girlfriend and say it's from him.
Guy's friend: Yeah, what could go wrong, right?
Guy: Exactly!

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Right person, wrong time

Jelliana

A: Did you hear that Jentzen and Elliana got back together?
B: Yes! They are 100% the definition of the right person, wrong time.

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opens the wrong end of the doritos

A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence

Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...

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“I wAs BoRn In ThE wRoNg GeNeRaTiOn”

A phrase that annoying teenagers use when being showed footage from older times. I hate it when people say it.

The teenager from Tik Tok said “I wAs BoRn In ThE wRoNg GeNeRaTiOn”

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born on the wrong side of the blanket

Born to parents out of wedlock

William felt the townsfolk looked down on him because he was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

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right person wrong time

David Dobrik and Liza Koshy

Jack: "Did you see David and Liza broke up?"
Sam: "Yeah, must've been the right person wrong time."

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Knob Job Gone Wrong

Child concieved by missplaced semen during a blowjob or knob licking sesion

"Yo a Knob Job Gone Wrong homie"

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