An insult for someone that is annoying!
Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*
(No laughter)
Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!
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I like to call it a courtesy wipe when a guy wipes the rim of the toilet where they dribble and before it runs down the front of the toilet bowl. Of course, the only males I know that do this are gay. Bless them.
Your aim sucks, do a freaking courtesy wipe.
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When you go to wipe after taking a dump and shit gets all over your fingers.
Did you smell that shit in the bathroom? That dude must have been gopher wiping.
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The remains that are invariably left on and around one's ass after wiping, often presenting itself in the form of dingleberries. Residual wipings are the primary cause of skid marks.
You can wipe and wipe and wipe, but you're never truly free of residual wipings until you shower.
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A back to front wiping motion with ones hand over a woman's vagina
some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.
I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.
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An undesirable or offensive person --similar to ass wipe but reserved for one who is even more offensive.
Kyle is such a fucking pussy wipe. I hope he gets hit by a truck
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When you take a massive deuce that is quite arduous and strenuous, then at wiping you notice that their is no shit on the Toliet Paper you wipe once more for a conformation and truth behold, Shit appears.
Yo Adrian G I just took a shit and the blasted Houdini Wipe got me again.
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