nose dial

1. n. A misdialed phone call made when one is using the nose to dial a phone number instead of the fingers. This situation often arises when one is wearing gloves, rendering one's fingers useless with touchscreen technology.

2. v. To dial a phone number with one's nose.

Sorry Mom - nose dial. Good to talk to you, though.

Bottle Nosing

Stimulating your partner’s anus using only your nose. Known to he highly stimulating for the receiver and very aromatic for the giver.

I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.

Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.

Nose Picker

(noun) a person who has a habbit of picking there nose.

Bertie Smith

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brown nose

Someone who 'suck up'. He is a person of low or irrelevant technical standing wishing to distinguish himself by his presence and input at meetings for which he has a minimal or no understanding. Complimenting and Agreeing with senior staff and their poorly thought-out plans is the typical implementation of this position. The position is typically advertised under a job-pseudonym.

Look how Brown Nose sucks up to The Man in Beige! He makes me sick!

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Alf nose

a male with an uncircumcised penis. Commonly resembling the nose of Alf the alien character from the popular 80's show "Alf".

"Omg... Sarah is totally dating an Alf nose! I can't believe it"

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gromits nose

a very obvious and large fake breast with the nipple on top

looks remarkably like gromits nose, the Plasticine cartoon caricature from wallace and gromit.

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nose douche

A neti pot. Used to flush the sinuses. Popular in Asia for colds, and allergies.

My God, my face feels like it's going to explode. Go get me my nose douche to clear out these boogers!

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