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When someone Jerks off (Masturbates), jerks (dance move), and eats beef jerky all at the same time.
1. Last night, when my parents left I got some beef jerky and started triple jerkin through out the house.
2. My favorite part of the day is when I can come home and triple jerk as much as I want.
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The art of flipping a bed over onto the poor bastard in it. Then jumping on top of the bed and seeing how long you can stay on top and keep riding your "wave" (the twisting, curseing person under the bed). Jumping up and down is also A-O-K, just don't touch the floor. Else you have to start over.
Well the Jerk passed out on the bed.. So Brett decided to go "Jerk Surfing" and flipped the bed over onto the Jerk; and jumped on top of the mess.
"Hey get out of my bed you stupid hippie" I yelled and still they laid there. So I did the old jerk surfing move and made sure to jump extra hard onto the bed. Dam smelly hippies.
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The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.
I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.
Jerking off in someone else’s room
Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room
When two groups circle jerk while yelling at each other about circle jerking.
Dave and Rob both complained on the internet about each others Circle Jerking and their conversation became a Infinity Jerk.
A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")
it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy
Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.
SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"
Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."
Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"
Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."
Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?