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A girl who goes to her boyfriends baseball games to only look at the booty in dem baseball pants.
GF: Yeah I'm only a baseball girlfriend for the booty
BF: Oh
The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.
(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)
Girl: So do you have a girl or somethin?
You: Girl? What girlfriend????
Something that is non-existing
Maggies girlfriend is around as much as my dad is
An illustration of a female (usually good looking), usually in the form of a poster, located on the walls or ceiling of bedrooms of lonely young men.
Dude, your wall-girlfriend is totally smokin'!
A woman you see when it's convenient for you because either you are wounded, non-committal, and/or a player. You have no intention of being in a monogamous relationship, but the constant cuddling, sex, spontaneous trips away, and all of the affection you provide leads her to believe you do.
This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.
We're breaking up. You are too broken, and I'm not your stunt girlfriend until you get your act together and leave for someone else..
A girlfriend you have at a short time only because you're bored or just want to have a girlfriend. A girl who is dumb, is lonely, or has daddy issues make great targets. You usually will lie and appeal to this person until they get sick of you or you get sick of them. Then when you're done you get them to hate you so you don't have to talk to them again.
That one girl I dated last month? She was a disposable Girlfriend. I never really cared for her.
A girl for hire who for pay will pretend to "date you" often exchanging online sexual favors such as sexy emails, Skype chat, phone sex, text messages, video clips, sexy pics, and/ or webcam chat in exchange for financial reward or wishlist items.
Slightly different from a plain ole cam girl, or phone sex operator because you hire her for an extended period of time ie: 1 week.
Typical customers are usually males, and "purchases" are made for a variety of reasons, such as wanting someone to cheer them up if they are feeling lonely, wanting to make an ex jealous, make them look popular, or even because they want to hide their true sexuality, or make it look like they are attached to friends or family.
Example : "I just paid this hot chick to pretend to be my virtual girlfriend for a week on Facebook to make my ex jealous."
See http;//yourvirtualgirlfriend.tk or www.mygirlfund.com for more precise examples.
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