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A party where guests all eat bowls of sugar
Sorry, I can't make it, I'm going to a sugar party at five
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A party ocurring on December 21st, 2012 which may consist of one these scenarios. Note: These are the most likely scenarios, not thee ONLY.
i. For those who actually beleive the world is going to end to rap tin foil around there heads, hide in a bomb shelter, and pray to the Mayan calender, while waiting for the end of the world. There celebration officially ends (or begins?) at 12am on December 22nd, 2012.
ii. For everybody else. GO APE SHIT! A day where we stock up on alcohol, max out our credit cards, no condoms/birth control while having sex, tell people what you really feel about them, quit your job, tip cars over, vandalize buildings, and burn your city to the ground. Party ends when you sober up in the morning and you realize what you have done. Note: The "End of the World Excuse" does not work the next morning.(Also See 'Detroit', 'End of the World Excuse', '2012 Baby', '2012 Hangover')
a. I can't wait till the 2012 Party! I'm going to spend tons of cash on beer.
b. Man, I'm still recovering from the 2012 Party.
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In 1773, a group of rebels in Boston harbor angry at a foreign king for forcing taxes on tea imports that the rebels were forced to buy, so they prentended to be dark-skinned natives and dumped the imports into the sea.
Today, a wing of the Republican party dedicated to getting Obama out of office, while conveniently living in denial about the abuses of the Bush years and the Wall Street origins of the Great Recession (2007-present). For instance, the tea party has no problem w/ the glut of cheap imports flooding Walmarts across the fruited plain or the debasement of wages globally that result from it. The tea party actually opposes living wages and organized labor, while having no problems w/ white collar fraud.
The Boston Tea Party was as American as apple pie.
The modern tea party twerps piss me off. Do they even know what the Boston Tea Party was about? It was a foreign country taxing us on imported tea. Who wanted NAFTA and WTO in the 1st place? Who voted for total banking deregulation? Did the Founding Fathers come to America to have the church tell them what to do? I know the desire to tease gays must be irresistable, but THINK!
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A party the host originally intended for the viewing of the big game that quickly degrades into an evening of depraved man-sex on the host's couch and bed, continuing long after said host has gone to sleep.
A: Hey, man. Some of us were going to the bar later to watch the game and grab some beers. You in?
B: I would, but I just got an invite to C's place for a superbowl party.
A: Nice! Mind if I come too?
B: Sure! C shouldn't mind. ...Don't forget your lube!
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also known as "partying like a rockstar"
Rockstar partying is getting belligerent-wasted in a hotel room with liquor, cocaine, pot, heroin and any other drug imaginable. Rockstar partiers have sex rockstar style
Dude 1: What are you going to do after the bars close?
Dude 2: I'm gonna start rockstar partying at the hotel 'til sunrise.
Dude 1: Sweet, I'll get some blow.
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This is the male equivalent to a baby shower. When the mother of the child has a baby shower, the father of the child has a Diaper Party, at which his buddies (usually the significant others of the women attending the baby shower) bring cases of diapers and beer.
Hey man, is your Diaper Party the same day as the baby shower?
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The morning results of drinking the night prior.
Syn: Liquor Shits
Dana had party butt so bad yesterday that we had to pull over every 30 minutes on our way home.
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