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national ask out a girl day and national hug your girl and give her your hoodie day
yooo it’s october 27th go get her man
Kiss your best friend/friends day
Yo, It is October 27 national kiss your bestie day so here’s a kiss.
People born on October 30 have a huge a$$ and nice tit$
Have you seen Maude's titties?
Yeah, they must be born on October 30th
It’s national hold hands day!!!!
When you see a guy/girl hold their hand.
Brent: oh there’s Taylor I’m going to hold her hand since it’s October 24
National Punt kick your shortest friend day
Short friend: hey how are you?
Tall friend: nothing but how is the gravity on the moon
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: it’s October 23 national punt kick your friend day
Short friend: WAIT NO
Tall friend: oh wait he’s already in space
if you throw your shortest friend you
like dick in your ass
jesse:”aight watch this imma throw indy”
joe”YO THIS DUDE LIKES DICKS IN HIS ASS”
october 18: if you throw your shortest friend you are gay