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A suburban town that is actually surprisingly decent and nowhere near as bad as everyone else here says. And DEFINITELY not so bad compared to other "bad" towns cuz we have the same problems as everyone else, not worse like everyone here would like to pity themselves and think. All in all, an average modern suburb that has great points, good points, bad points and a couple perfectly normal shitty points. Oh, and Budd Lake, Flanders and Hacketstown are just lables for the different zip codes, there's no difference between the areas, it's all just Mount Olive.
Mount Olive has 4 elementary schools, Mount Olive Middle School, Mount Olive High School, Turkey Brook Park, Budd Lake Beach and a couple other things, none of which are as bad as people would like to think.
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An epic novel from Charles Dickens.
When Oliver asked for some more gruel, the evil man smacked him upside the head with a ladle. What a bastard.
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Just about the sexiest guy alive, in the band BMTH (Bring Me The Horizon) Makes every wet. Is also the father of about 2 thousand kids, and the future father of 4,000.
Did you go to the concert? Oliver Sykes was there, I threw off all my clothes and raped him.
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a town in nj the shiteist place in the world. it is full of yuppie scum and cops with nothing to do but mess with kids. the schools are made like prisons the teachers are Gestapo. there are 3 main ghettos Oakwood village, the village green, and kings village. there two kinds of kids ghetto wanttobes or red necks. The schools are run by the Gestapo and morons that spend 400000 on a shitty computer program but can’t fix the Leakey roof. In the high school there is at least one death a year. The schools got rid of the grade d and are working on c. there are 3 parts of town budd lake which is around budd lake the sewage runoff of the town, Flanders, then the forgotten bottom of the hill which includes the nudist colony. the breeding ground for all sluts and hores and the birth place of all STDs.
person 1: look its mount olive
person 2: DRIVE FASTER!
person 1: why
person 2: i dont want aids
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more specifically to act in a sexual manner with another person in a public place where kids are present
I wasn't pulling an oliver during a early afternoon showing of Enchanted sitting right in front of small children!
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upper middle class town in north jersey where the sports teams suck but everyone shows up for the football games anyway, just because they want to pregame in the parking lot (oh yea, what parking lot?) The junior class thinks they are the senior class and the senior class always ends up at CCM. Our school has no rivals because we are not good enough at sports but yet we make up our own rivalries. Oh, and the 6th graders are more likely to be pregnant than the seniors.
Where the fuck is Mount Olive?
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A respectable resteraunt chain usually located in a parking lot of a shitty mall
where space cadet waiters serve unlimited breadsticks and salad and suburbanites rejoice at chicken parmasean entres.WOOH! "we are goin to olive garden! Get in the mini van!"
Sarah: Yall want to go to olive garden? (time passes)
Natalie: Where's the bread?
Cori: I hope they don't put the cheese on the salad in fron of me
Sarah: I want my fuckin refill of diet coke!
Waiter: Would you like some parmasean cheese with that?
Natalie: NO I WANT MY BREADSTICKS DAMNIT!
Cori: They better have andes mints. That's the reason you come here, well the breadsticks too!
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