I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."

Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

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Here we go

Typically yelled in a voice that is supposed to sound like a young cat, here we go is stated by anyone who is about to do something kind of lame. The phrase originated in the feline species Rickolous Tufingtonus who would yell said phrase just before they were going to be eaten by a saber tooth tiger or a hippo.

John yelled "Here We Go!" in a naisly voice right before he entered a staff meeting

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The Gangs All Here

When you have four more more different brands of bars of soap stuck in your anus.

Different brands may include, Irish Spring, Dove, Ivory, Nivea etc.

The Gangs All Here..

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Not Here Right Now

A term for getting high - A term you can use to tell your friends during public events or even in front of teachers that you are high.

Hunter: Dude are you here right now?
Me: Naw man I'm Soooo not here right now

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I'm Right Here

A more succinct and civil way of telling someone that they are speaking too loud.

"YO DAWG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT-"

"Shhh. I'm right here."

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use this if you cant think of a word but you want to buy a fricking mug in this website and recall if your life has worth to society and the universe itself

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Here comes the airplane

Something a mother says when feeding her little annoying picky ogre mistake when she needs to feed it but it refuses.

Mom:Here comes the airplane! Wooooooo!
Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy
Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life*
Child:MOMMY
Mom:what Bobby Joe?
Child:WHY
Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy...
Child:Candy?! *drools*
Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre*
Child:I thought we were getting candy

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