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to make the motion of jacking off, then throwing the load in someones face
noah was bitching, so mike and thoma jerk and tossed him right to his face.
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When someone Jerks off (Masturbates), jerks (dance move), and eats beef jerky all at the same time.
1. Last night, when my parents left I got some beef jerky and started triple jerkin through out the house.
2. My favorite part of the day is when I can come home and triple jerk as much as I want.
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When two groups circle jerk while yelling at each other about circle jerking.
Dave and Rob both complained on the internet about each others Circle Jerking and their conversation became a Infinity Jerk.
The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.
I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.
Jerking off in someone else’s room
Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room
Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.
"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.
Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.