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Oscar H

a very rad guy with a 15 inch pp

to all the oscar h’s out there ur welcome it’s a struggle

by March 26, 2021

A half-human half-fish creature who likes turning his friends into memes. Unable to resist the danger, Oscar has a habit of picking a fight with 5 men at the same time, while holding a bottle of Rum. Likes punching bags, playing boardgames with his boy Xander and getting carried by his main *** Tom. Extremely shy around girls... sometimes not always ;)

Oscar Sun: "Hey, calculus exam tomorrow, let's play League tonight" *take a sip of tequila*
"Tequila tastes like crap" *takes another sip of tequila*

by Alcoholic Math Homework March 14, 2017

Oscar Arevalo

Oscar Arevalo are cute, hot and great kissers. They can make any girl smile, even on the roughest of days. They are the smartest in their class especially in math. They are Hispanic but don't see race. All girls go crazy after them. Girls try to talk to him but he never knew what to say. He is an awesome guy and any girl would be lucky to be with him. His parents push him to be the best him as he can be. He isn't very good with feeling but tries his best for his girl. They're easy on the easy and make his girl laugh even if what he said wasn't exactly funny. He doesn't have many friends but plenty of people can't keep their eyes off of him. Hes quiet yet actually has a lot of emotions that only his girl can get out. He doesn't date but once he finds the right girl he finally gets with her for intentions of marrying. He has a past and is extremely calm because of things that have happened. He would never let his girl go. He has a friend that is stupid but fun to hang around with. Hes a great kisser and probably good in bed. He is sneaky but he thinks no one knows. He probably also has a big you know. Wouldn't ever say that himself tho.

He is a real Oscar. Oscar is a Grammy award. oscar Arevalo are cute, hot and great kissers.

by mnytpballz May 16, 2022