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when a girl masturbates with a fish over five inches long, and at her climax she yells "FISH PATTY"
the flounder felt perfect in her vagina it made her yell fish patty
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Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.
Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.
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A bitch with herpes and or crabs up in her vagina game.
I heard Floyd gave Jelly a krabby patty last night.
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2k move cheesaholic made up when the defender is behind you and you shoot and green or white the shot
He’s behind be that’s a green krabby patty
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a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet homosexual
2. prone to give long, repetitive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a badass
so...
it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome
"Dude, that guy is such a patty cates!"
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The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.
I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.
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Patty and Selma are Marge's older twin sisters in the Simpsons. They both smoke, they both hate Homer Simpson (Marge's husband) and they both like Mc Gyver a TV series they like watching.
Marge : Homer get ready, Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.
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