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The one true indicator of poorness
Greek Scale: On a scale of one to Greece how broke are you?
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A scale that only a hand full of girls are on, this scale comes after the Cute Scale, the Hot Scale, and the Sexy Scale.
Dude: Man i met this girl earlier and she was definatly like an 8 on the Breathtaking Scale.
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Much like the Rictor Scale calculates the magnitude of seismic energy released by an earthquake. The 2012 Scale is similarly measured from 1 to 10, intended ironically because any number on the scale is equal to 10, It is the Pinnacle of devistation.
Reference: The pseudoscience beliefes surrounding the year 2012, such as the "Mayan long count calendar" and a wide variety of other dooms day theories.
However this scale is used to describe an event or situation merely in jest.
"I just took a raging dump that hit 10 on the 2012 Scale, I thought it was the end of the world!"
"This new film will be a 7 on the 2012 Scale in my opinion"
"Those two hate eachother! Put them in a room together and it'll be an 11 on the 2012 Scale I shit thee not!"
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A scale in which one can rate how much of a Donna (fat person) someone is.
The scale starts at 1-to-Donna. If you're rating them at all, they're automatically at the Donna level. Next, you define what class they fall into, like a hurricane or earthquake. 1 is the skinniest Donna and 10 is the hugest, fattest, Donna-est Donna ever.
Man, John Goodman is such a Donna, he's like 350 lbs!
That Donna is about a Class 5 on the Donna Scale: not enough to immobilize her, but enough to suffocate me if she rolled over in bed.
Lindsay Lohan should stop being an anorexic little whore, it's not like she was ever a Donna or anything. Likewise, the Nichole Richie is the biggest anti-Donna ever.
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A scale from 1 to 10 that rates the level of personal information you should give to a person.
Strangers are a 1 on the T.M.I. scale and a Significant Other would rate as a 9 or 10.
The longer you know a person the higher they rate on the T.M.I. scale.
Dude, you're only a 4 on the T.M.I. scale, you should not be telling me this. That is way too much information.
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Originally a mis-hearing of the earthquake-measuring "Richter Scale", this measures how far your jaw drops when told a surprising or shocking fact. Anything above a Rictus Scale of 7 means you look like Jim Carrey waking from a nightmare.
"When I said we were breaking up, his face measured 7.3 on the Rictus Scale."
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the scale were awsome is measured
"man nice triple backflip, high on the awsome scale for sure"
"aaww man yd u gotta kick us out like that man, very low on the awsome scale"
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