piss beer

In the seventies brewers made beer that was 3.2% in alcohol content, to sell in States that allowed anyone over 18 years old to buy it. Real beer, sold only to 21+, has double or even triple that amount of alcohol, like for the stouts. So teens would need twice as much to get drunk, and then spend lots of trips to piss it out: Hence, "piss beer" was born!

We were still too young to buy stout beer and so we settled for piss beer.

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Beer Crawl

The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.

It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.

Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.

Everyone in the room: Yeah!

ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!

Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.

I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb

Pace Beer

The beer one drinks between beers to maintain a healthy pace. By allowing the time it takes to drink a beer (and doing so with a pace beer) between drinking actual beers, one can ensure that he/she is not drinking actual beers too quickly.
(Credit: Chris M)

"Hey Mesh, you need another beer?" "Not yet, I'm on my pace beer."

Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

beer bro

an adult male (over 21)who purchases beer for underage drinkers

Jon: Aaron is a beer bro he just got me a 24 pak
Nick: Stop being a bitch and get a fake ID like everyone else

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flagship beer

This is the beer that is most identified with any particular micro, craft or regional brewer. Usually it is the first beer, or one of the first beers the brewery made when they began their business. Although a flagship beer can be any style of beer, it is often one popular with a majority of beer drinkers. Occasionally, a brewery will have more than one flagship beer. Deschutes Brewery in Bend, Oregon, has two: Mirror Pond Pale Ale and Black Butte Porter. Other examples of a flagship beer include Sierra Nevada's Pale Ale, New Belgium's Fat Tire Amber Ale and Dogfish Head's 60 Minute IPA. According to the Brewers Association any flagship beer must be an all malt beer.

When we visited Sierra Nevada's brewpub in Chico, California, the first beer we ordered was their flagship Pale Ale.

One of my favorite beers is Anchor Steam Beer, the flagship beer of Anchor Brewery.