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n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.
Kody returned from class only to discover a phantom deuce in his toilet.
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A band of brothers who wreak havoc and take names and are frequently caught on video and star in indie movies (the trio first hit the big screen in "A Lucky Day in Hell").
Known by their fingerless black leather gloves, their distinctive gang sign (ring finger and pinkey finger pointing in the air), drunkenness, unnecessary gunfights, and tipping over large objects. Known as the "deuces" because there are three brothers.
"Those goddamn deuce brothers bukkaked my daughter!"
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The act of taking a shit, putting down the toilet lid, then jerking off on said toilet lid.
Person 1: “Hey, Person 2 is taking a really long time in the bathroom!”
Person 3: “He’s probably doing a Deuce and Juice”
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'Deuce Block' is another name for the second floor of University of Arizona's "Coronado" Dormitory, an 8-Floored Housing Unit which has drawn media attention and outcry in recent years for its apparent lawlessness, and through-the-roof decree of sexually transmitted diseases.
"- Damn, blood, I've been hearing some whispers in the air about that Deuce-Block popping off tonight, nigga.
- But Gerald! it's a Tuesday - don't you have class tomorrow morning?!
- Fuck that shit nigga i finna watch the sunrise."
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"- Ohhhhh dammmmn, we hit that ganja when we was already blacked-out, fucked with some stoney ass Breakfast burritos from Betos on the slingblade tip, then busted back up to the Deuce-Block...
- Oh shitttt - crackin?
- Errytime, young Jesus. Hella hoes upon hoes and candy for that nose. Don't know how I woke up and aced my Aeronautical Exam on 15 minutes of shut-eye.
- Nommy nomm, playboy."
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This is when you have a devasting shit, followed by another episode about 20 minutes later. This is like a terrorist attack on your b-hole.
Also, could be used to describe a monster shit that you were lucky to survive.
I have a deuce-11 in progress... earlier was just the first tower.
Can also sing along with Black and Yellow
"Ah huh you know what it is, every time I deuce I do it big... deuce-11, deuce-11,"
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The ultimate in deucular pleasure. This fucking deuce is so hot, that your ass will explode on impact... As yor rectum fires feces at an astronomical rate be it either solid or liquid often resulting in spizzle barf
Man, I gots to drop a turbo deuce like Bruce done ridden Spruce Moose and goddamn it'll be colored chartreuse.
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