When someone tugs on their puppy
(touching genitalia of)
Oh look at him/her, he's/she's a Puppy Tugger!
A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.
"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."
Little boy that captures hearts of every one around
He is my little puppy king.
Whenever a dog roams around domestically in an unusual manner. Usually back and forth, repeatedly.
Sammo wouldn't let go that rubber duck, and when I yanked it away from his mouth, it went puppy-time!
Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!
A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.
guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to
guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.