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Noun; Another name for a penis which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one's trousers, but is also errect.
"Shit boys, check out that fucker, he's showing us an Open Mic!"
"Is it me, or has that old woman at the bar got an Open Mic?"
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a derogatory term for a male homosexual
Check out those two guys, I bet you they are a pair of can openers
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To move the shorts or underwear away to reveal your vagina.
Do you want to open the curtain for me?
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A generic term for a gentleman to open and enthusiastically lick out the insides of a ladies 'vertical biscuit'.
Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
"Hi sthephan"
"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"
"My tongue is thucked"
"Why, what's happened to you"
"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"
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a open relationship is when a couple is publicly known to be an exclusive faithful loyal committed to each other relationship and plan on getting married one day...just haven't made it official. maybe working on saving up wedding ring. or their home etc.
im in a open relationship with PANAM
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A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.
Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to their being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
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Whatever it is that Travis and Sarah have.
I wish I had an open relationship like Travis and Sarah, being married really sucks.
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