n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.
Your boss is an odious minge-weasel
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you have had way too much alcohol to walk. drunk wasted trashed hammered shit faced gone
Man, i am totally weasel faced.
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A Pickle Weasel is a girl who leaves penis. She is a weasel who will do anything to get to it. Once she has your pickle (Penis), she will continue to come back every night for a few weeks, until she finds a new pickle to weasel.
Dude, this ridiculously hot girl I met is a pickle weasel. I've gotten with her like 7 times since last week.
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a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.
Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn
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A skinny swamp donkey. See Swamp Donkey....
That bitch ain't that big....she's definitely a sewer weasel.
Hey man, at least that sewer weasel is skinny....bag it and tag it.
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Comes from Stephen King's book, Dreamcatcher. Humans who eat the alien virus call "byrus" grow an alien weasel in their bowles and when it gets too big it bursts out of their butt.
"Mcarthy's lower midsection was covered in blood as the shit-weasel came out"
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