Panty dragon is slang for vagina. Some men like to think of their sexual exploits like a conquest. A conquest to slay as many panty dragons as they can before being taken captive by one for the rest of their miserable, married lives. The more panty dragons slayed, the greater the legend that is the man slaying. Some panty dragons hear tale of such men and go in search of this worthy opponent... most of them end up in porn.
"I'm looking to slay some panty dragons tonight, get the jager."
"The panty dragon on that one has a lip ring!"
When you sit a girl up on a dresser or countertop while wearing a skirt you between her
legs and do a panty slide and get inside her.
My girlfriend is trained she does a panty slide quicker than I can.
When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon
Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.
(nouwn) A play on granny panties. Figurative garment worn by a person who rants. Works better when attributed to a female, but men can also wear ranty panties.
Ally: Did you hear about Obama and what he just did with his executive powers? Obama is abusing his executive powers and then some! Might as well be King Obama the way he struts his stuff around the White House. Nobody likes his stupid healthcare bill. Nobody likes him. Why hasn't he been impeached yet? I know fruit bats who'd make a better president.
Tristan: Wow... Someone must have put on their ranty panties this morning.
The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.
After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.
The pair of panties that you wear on a day that you need a confidence boost or some good luck. Not necessarily your sexiest pair of panties, although they could be. These are the panties that make you feel like you can take anything life throws at you.
On the day of her final exam, Laura made sure to wear her power panties.
The cotton or cloth face masks people are wearing during the covid pandemic. James brand, from Walmart.
OMG, my face Panties are getting moist from the condensation.