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someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way
Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants.
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car.
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.
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What god created on the 8th day.
"and on the 8th day god created yoga pants"
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Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.
Phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.
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Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day
Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.
A person who has never urinated in the sea.
John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?
Snug fitting women's apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their pussy all day long.
Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.
pants so tight you can tight you can see her tulips
I felt like I was in a green house because that ladies flower pants were so tight I could see her tulips.