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Call of Duty Timing Paradox

It's when you play peekaboo but the universe peekaboos you

bro, I swore no one was coming in but the moment I moved, he popped up and shot me.
Classic Call of Duty Timing Paradox

by suka suka blyat November 18, 2022

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Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" occurs when a plan intended for a small group of people gets accidentally shared with a cunt, who not only wants to join in but also informs other cunts about this plan. Thereby, ruining the plan completely for the original group of people

I wanted to go on a one-day trip to London with a small group of acquittances, but the "Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" and now the entire plan is ruined.

by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021


reverse paradox anal train

an accumulation of many people of every race all connected anally like a big ass train

-Aw dude, we got super drunk at my grandmas funeral and it ended up with a big reverse paradox anal train

-Damn! Wish I was there.

by gay paradox December 24, 2018


Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox

The Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox, also PED paradox, PEpD paradox, PEDP and PEpDP, is a thought experiment and a hypothesis, or a couple of thought experiments and hypothesis, where it argues that there's a dependency between physics and extraphysics and where the physical body is dependent of the extraphysical body and vice-versa, where the extraphysical body cannot influence the physical body in the sense of create energy and work, often use of arguments against mind-body dualism and physicalist arguments to show that physical and extraphysical bodies are dependent of each other and the extraphysical is really dependent of the physical body and vice-versa. A counter-argument used against PEDP is that the physical and extraphysical are same things on different levels, such as on extraphysical monism, where it makes sense both be dependent of each other and even that the extraphysical is actually physical and vice-versa and everything depends how you see and interpret the relation between physics and extraphysics.

"The Physical-Extraphysical Dependence Paradox can easily be explained by extraphysical monism where the physical and extraphysical are the same thing on different levels and forms, but still, it's a nice way to show that extraphysics can be valid and that can survive to this kind of disapproval and experimentation, but there still might be a lot of other disapprovals and experiments that extraphysics will pass until be accepted as part of our reality."

by Full Monteirism May 6, 2021


Hold up, I'm a geek, the big paradox

The Iconic and revolutionary line from DREAMCATCHER's BOCA, sung/rapped by Lee Yubin, commonly known as her stage name Dami.

Me: doing literally anything
My brain after listening to BOCA: Hold up, I'm a geek, the big paradox-

by Dami, Pretty lady, step on me~ November 16, 2020

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Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-

"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

by MagnusTheReker March 29, 2022

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Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"

Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?

by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž