fish patty

when a girl masturbates with a fish over five inches long, and at her climax she yells "FISH PATTY"

the flounder felt perfect in her vagina it made her yell fish patty

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meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

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krabby patty

A bitch with herpes and or crabs up in her vagina game.

I heard Floyd gave Jelly a krabby patty last night.

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patty cates

a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet homosexual
2. prone to give long, repetitive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a badass

so...
it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome

"Dude, that guy is such a patty cates!"

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Patty wack

The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.

I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.

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Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma are Marge's older twin sisters in the Simpsons. They both smoke, they both hate Homer Simpson (Marge's husband) and they both like Mc Gyver a TV series they like watching.

Marge : Homer get ready, Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.

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Nasty patty

The act of covering your dick in hot sauce, horse radish, and toe nail clippings then dunk it in dirty toilet water dry with old gym socks before placing it between two buns

“It may have taken a little longer but the extra steps are definitely worth it to give her that fresh nasty patty”

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