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Yeah, right. Like it's going to ever happen.
Acheiving world peace is equivalent to trying to find any sign of intelligence in what a woman says.
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The only people who think its possible are the ones who are making it impossible
George Bush: Hey lets bomb the crap out of Iraq so we'll have world peace!!!
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The rockin' Boston song that inspired Hannibal the Cannibal to eat brains.
Hannibal the Cannibal heard "Peace Of Mind" and thought they were singing "Piece Of Mind". Maybe they were! think about it...
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Well intentioned, but highly dillusional individuals who have utopian ideals but incredibly niave approaches to the world stage.
They are typically so arrogant, they feel that their view points trump the rights of anyone and everyone else.
"Isn't it ironic to see that peace activist fight for freedom and liberty by blocking traffic in New York City, thus hindering the freedoms of everyone else?"
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the feeling of absolute peace and serenity of someones soul and mind after a good old rubbing session. this kind of peace can only be achieved in adolescence, because in older age, instead of reaching peace and serenity, the masturbator may find self-loathe and the realization that his life is a fuckin mess.
masturbatoric peace in a conversation
dude no1: so what did you do last night?
dude no2:oh nothin special, i just got a lil bit high on a masterpiece(ps this is a shorter form of masturbatoric peace)
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Fans of the band Greta Van Fleet, which is not to be confused with Led Zeppelin. The Peaceful Army is named after the band's second album, "Anthem Of The Peaceful Army". Despite the name, it's not evident that the fans are peaceful, though it is clear they have a great taste in music.
Person 1: I am a member of The Peaceful Army
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I listen to Greta Van Fleet
Person 2: Who? Oh, those Led Zeppelin imposters?
Person 1: NOOOOO! THEY ARE NOT IMITATING LED ZEPPELIN, THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SOUND AND CHARACHTER!!!
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