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Is when you take a crap on a womens chest then titty fuck her till ya bust.
Ask the old lady if she wanted to go out and eat, she said only if ya know a lkace serving up my favorite, the california hot plate to go.
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Recreational drugs referred to by their alphanumeric names, such as 4-AcO-DMT or 5-MeO-DIPT.
Damn kids and their crazy license plate drugs...
When you done so much anal sex that you cant sit down so you use your dick as a stool and fuck your wife inca wheel chair.
Fam that coon tried to plate lip me as if im gay
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This a sexual act for those who simply can not make up their mind as to which sexual act they would like to begin their sexual liason with. Say you are interested in a Danny Glover or a Cleveland Steamer or an Alaskan Gold Rush or a Mississippi Mohawk, or a Texas Toaster or a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone, or possibly even a West Virginia Hand Puppet. Then what you do is write down all the sexual acts you would even consider allowing to be done to yourself and allow your partner to pick 4 or 5 of them. It is just like a appetizer plate from Applebee's with out all the stomach cramps later.
I was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch Friday night, but DeeDee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole Redbank Appetizer Plate.
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Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.
Dude, you catch that? That chick had an excellent Tijuana License Plate!
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The sexual act of grabbing a fistful of spaghetti and fisting someone the leaving the spaghetti in there asshole and eating out of it
You like my spaghetti hun? How about I put it on Daddys Pasta Plate?
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(1) special duds awarded by Bruce Dickinson symbolizing one's ascension to Awesome Town.
(2) the inferior option below diamond and platinum plated diapers worn by babies who are ghetto fabulous
"I gots to git my paper up. My boys are still wearin' gold plated diapers and shit."
"Babies...before we're done here...y'all be wearing gold plated diapers" - Chris Walken as Bruce Dickinson
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