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the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.
there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =
*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan
"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa
"well you are too then!" ~jonathan
"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa
When you like a specific part of something that's not a normal interest, so you add it into your set, then the system gives results that aren't exactly your cup of tea.
I really like this one song by insert band name you don't normally like, but I hope it won't end up poisoning the algorithm.
A saying used to describe the type of woman a man would screw.
That guy would fuck a blood poisoned corpse if he could get away with it.
To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.
"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."
a disease for when it kinda feels like your veins are made out of poison
Did you hear that Meaghan had poison veins?
when you get done with your 3rd side hoe and need a drink but you live in flint
Person 1: dies*
Person 2: bro why
Ghost of person 1: bro its that Michigan Poisoning
You see those perky nipples poking through her top and you really want to see those tits. When you finally get that top off and unclasp her bra and those tits are deflated empty flaps of skin. The nipple the only thing that resembles what was a tit. So shrivelled they probably taste sour like vinegar. Things aren't always as they appear
I unclipped her bra and removed it to reveal her Poison Cherries. Flaps of empty skin with sour cherry like nipples dangling from the bottom. Poison Cherries = completely ruined boobs