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When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response
during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues
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Putting your toe in a persons crevice.
Callum Long put his toe in Ethan's mouth, this was a Toe-Poke.
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When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.
I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .
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A tool on facebook used to get other's attention. Like the facebook feed's endless scroll, the function depends to some extent on dopamine. But even more, it carries sexual connotations as a phallic gesture, prompting users to use it as a flirtation device (even if the two pokers aren't exactly on the same page). For this reason there is long standing debate as to whether the function is distinctly sexual. One thing's for sure though, it gets people excited, and puts some (perhaps lonely people) in the mood for procreation; its simplicity lends it to become a fertile ground for projecting one's desires.
"Hey John, I think Lisa loves me."
"Why's that?"
"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"
"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"
"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"
"Is that what love means to you?"
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When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.
Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!
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An event where a vehicle of lesser quality may be purchased at an extremely low price. Vehicles like white 1995 Jeep Cherokees are common at such shows.
Angered young male - "What the hell is your problem? This is a nice car, not something you just go get at a poke show"
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when you are engaged in oral sex OR receiving a hand-job just before you are about to ejaculate, she then pokes you in between the anus and ball sack.
while I was on the computer, looking up many various words on the Urban Dictionary website, I looked over beside me, and all of a sudden, I see my roomie receiving quite the vigorous Grundle Poke I have ever seen...
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