This is an individual that loves to eat Pixy Stix while pooping. A Pixy Pooper also leaves their wrappers behind to mark their territory. If this individual doesn’t wash their hands upon exiting the stall they shall be referred to as a piss fingered pixy pooper.
It looks like the pixy pooper left behind some evidence this morning as I counted 9 empty wrappers in stall #2.
the sexiest man alive. huge cock and has a shit kink.
"oh that's trooper the pooper"
Buttfucking an ice cream scoop
Did you see Everette? He's walking funny ever since he did that pooper scoopin!
A person whose sole job is to pick up any fecal matter and/or waste products in an area to then throw it away for little to no personal gain. Commonly associated with societally induced labor but can also be a voluntary piece of work.
“Aw shucks, I have to be a Pooper Sweeper for a little bit. My family says that I have to go pick up our dog’s poop right now.”
A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.
Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background
Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"
1. A drink that after you drink it in the morning makes you poop, such as coffee or prune juice.
When I get up in the morning, I have to have my pooper juice.