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The person who says "bless you" when your about to sneeze. But then you dont sneeze because of him
Guy1: aaaaaahhhhh.....
Guy2: bless you
Guy1: god damb it man now im not sneezing! Your such a sneezer pooper...
A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.
The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.
A dog that poops in one place, walk 1 ft, and poops again in another spot.
(EXTREMELY annoying to walk)
God, that dog is a pooper-Looper.
This is an individual that loves to eat Pixy Stix while pooping. A Pixy Pooper also leaves their wrappers behind to mark their territory. If this individual doesn’t wash their hands upon exiting the stall they shall be referred to as a piss fingered pixy pooper.
It looks like the pixy pooper left behind some evidence this morning as I counted 9 empty wrappers in stall #2.
A person whose sole job is to pick up any fecal matter and/or waste products in an area to then throw it away for little to no personal gain. Commonly associated with societally induced labor but can also be a voluntary piece of work.
“Aw shucks, I have to be a Pooper Sweeper for a little bit. My family says that I have to go pick up our dog’s poop right now.”
A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.
Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background
Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"
1. A drink that after you drink it in the morning makes you poop, such as coffee or prune juice.
When I get up in the morning, I have to have my pooper juice.