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When a women freezes a used tampon.
That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles
When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.
I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.
When a girl covers a guys dick in carmel, lets it harden, then she eats the carmel shell why sucking him.
The client payed 50 dollars for the hot candy shop clerk to recieve a caramel popsicle.
A evil murder cuts off all of her victim's Caramel Popsicles for fun.
When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.
We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.
When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.
When dogs lick your foot like a popsicle
My dog had a Popsicle foot today.
The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.
"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"
"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"