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Positive Vibes

When someone considers doing cocaine 3 times a week and believing in astrology is a good substitute for a personality.

"Good morning! It's 1pm, what did you get into yesterday?"

"You know how Tuesday's be! I was at the function dancing my ass off, like a typical Libra, all positive vibes last night!"

by Sniffleupagus February 24, 2020

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


positive feedback

When two AIDS-infected individuals have sex.

"Hey, you're poz too? Wanna generate some positive feedback"

by noisebastard March 26, 2008

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


assume the position

It could be viewed and used sexually... but in reality..

It is a statement that you make right before you make a big assumption. I'm not quite sure on the technicalities of it all but...

Assume (v)
6. To take for granted; suppose

Position (N)
6.A point of view or attitude on a certain question


So you are taking for granted, or supposing, on a point of view or attitude on a given subject.

If you say this around your friends, they will think of the nasty word first, but then you can impress them with your superior vocabulary skills.

This was possibly made popular from HBO's Robert Wuhl Assume the Position. Where he talks about things that history books tend to ignore.

"I'm going to assume the position, right off the bat, that history is pop culture." -Robert Wuhl

"I think it's safe to assume the position, that there was no such thing as a colonial quickie." -Robert Wuhl

by SethΒ³ November 10, 2008

51πŸ‘ 163πŸ‘Ž


bluetooth position

After a man has finished railing a woman from behind he launches her down a flight of stairs and pours a giant bucket of blue powerade on her.

I utilized gave the bluetooth position at daka.

by Dr Emil Shauffhausen March 21, 2007

17πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Sex-Positive

Synonym for whore, slag or slut.

"Riley is so sex-positive"

"You mean she's a slag?"

by Bumwhole February 23, 2021

9πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Pole position

Having sex with females on top and in front, while the male is on the bottom or at the back.

Women divorcing husbands and having abortions just to get "Pole position" by the Devil for his money... πŸ‘ŽπŸΏ WATO (what a turn off)!

by Essene.. July 27, 2016

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Fecal Position

The process of shiting on someone while they are taking a shit in the toilet. Or vice versa.

Man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the Fecal Position!

by woodsman63 November 12, 2010

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž