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A girl thats been around the block one too many times.
My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.
A person who has bad aim in a video game. The word "Potato" can be used as a Noun or Verb. The use of the word "Potato" with this purpose and context is most often used by Toxic Gamers within the Game's community. (Toxic Gamers)
Potato (Gaming) e.g. That bot is an absolute potato
A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".
Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.
Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.
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Gay man: I was totally snatching potato last night.
or
Dave: Hey, you snatched any potato recently?
John: ....
Dave: That's a yes.
John: I've no idea what you are talking about.
Dave: You fucking queer.
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The most adorable and fabulous thing you will ever meet. Everyone loves them. You should too, if you plan on staying fabulous.
I am feeling sad. I think I will hug this kawaii potato because I am fabulous and it will make be feel even more so.
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1) One who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less sex toy for male masturbation.
This is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your penis and then using the potato to pleasure your self. This can also give a whole new meaning to 'Hot Potato'.
Person 1: Look at the tits on that...
Person 2: They are so perfect i'm going to wedge potato to that later
as in ... being a potato. Ie; ugly, fat, boring, useless.
“I look awful today. I’m so potato-y.”