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1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process
2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....
3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED
4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch
DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....
What trippie redd wants you to shake
Hey brittney, trippie said to shake that pumpkin pie.
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Mastering all aspects of the ass
Bob finally became a big pumpkin after giving that rusty trombone
A term used to address a basketball player. This word is commonly used by a person who dislike the sport.
Man, all I can find on TV is a bunch of pumpkin chasers. Ahh, there we go. Hockey night in Canada!
When you find out that your date's true hair color is gray.
I was rounding third and about to slide face first into home plate when I saw there was snow on the pumpkin.
a furry pumpkin is a hairy asshole or taint.
i was banging this girl and she had a furry pumpkin.
about a week before Halloween, you go around and jack a bunch of un-carved pumpkins from in front of a bunch of houses...the bigger the better. Then, as the passenger of the car, you have the driver floor it and lean out of your window, your outer arm cradling the pumpkin and your other hand gripping the "oh-shit" handle inside the car so you don't fall out. Once the car reaches a good speed (at least 40 mph) you roll the pumpkin in a bowling-type of fashion towards any target of your choice...preferably something expensive. Then just sit back and watch the show!
Dude, that stupid bitch chased me for a long ass time after we went pumpkin bowling into her trash cans.
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