Chariot Race

A sexual position involving four individuals.
Most commonly two men and two women, but four men can also enjoy this position.

The bottoms (be them men or women) set up in doggystyle positions on all fours parallel to each other.
The tops then mount the bottoms. Thus you have the two couples facing the same direction, side by side.
The tops then lean in and kiss.
Thus re-enacting a roman chariot race.

"Dude...last night...totally chariot raced"
"Yeah man, but I gotta say, you're a pretty bad kisser."

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Race dictator

A uppity person who dictates race.

Spike Lee is a race dictator.

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Drag Race

The ultimate form of motorsport, where two real men (or women, or a mix) drive straight to the Finish Line.

As opposed to the lesser forms of racing, populated by various poofs, puds, and posers, who merely drive around in circles looking for a finish line.

I feel the need for speed - Time for a Drag Race

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arms race

a form of cold war whereby two or more countries compete to gain an advantage in conventional and/or nuclear weapons, causing a spiraling upward of the destructiveness and number of these weapons held by each side

Nuclear Fusion weapons are a direct result of the arms race between the USA and the USSR in the 1950's

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Racing Stripes

While in the act of love making from the "doggie-style" position. Insert two fingers into the girls rectum, pull them out and wipe them off in a stripe fashion down the length of her back.

"Did you and Sheila hook up?"
"Hell Yeah, I even gave her some racing stripes."

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Race Card

The term "Race card" in its essence means that someone would call out racism in order to enhance their situation in a debate or in any situation.

But nowadays, it has become a term used (mostly by white people) to systematically dismiss claims of racism.

Jonas: 2 Chainz claims that Fox news has been historically prejudice against black people.

Tom: Oh that can't be true, he's just playing the race card.

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corn race

Favorite Native American pastime, perfected and propagated by the Wampanoags, in which contestants endeavor to the be the first to poop out kernels of a meal of corn begun at an agreed upon hour. Serious matches involve the careful auditing, often by independent counsel, of each contestant's meals in the days preceding the main event, such that no contestant enters the competition having recently eaten corn.

Despite his prowess in corn races throughout the early 17th Century, Squanto has continually failed to win admission to National Corn Racing Hall of Fame, headquarted in Plymouth, MA.

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