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The only social media site in the world where you'll meet female 26 year old virgins drier than the Sahara desert claiming to be adults while having the emotional maturity of a 9 year old. The only company on the planet that claims free speech yet it's content policy is written by Adolf Hitler himself. The Faggot cousin of Facebook. The only company in the world that hires 9 year old data scientists to moderate a site where even neo nazis look like angels compared to Reddit. If Hitler would've won world war II Reddit is how society would look like. If you ever plan on joining Reddit please stick your finger in a live socket, cover yourself in leeches, and eat bleach for breakfast because you'll at least get your money's worth.
Hey are you a Redditor? Fuck no why would I ever go to a site that kills your IQ in less than an hour.
iFunny but with more porn and even more retards. Both apps are awful and the people are toxic asf, but Reddit is worse. Reddit is where you can post memes, join and comment on specific topics, and if you post something remotely offensive it will get reported.
I hate Reddit.
Cooking a reddit account is the act of making a fake account on reddit long before it's needed, by intermittently posting and commenting to lend credibility to the account when it's eventually put to use. Accounts can be created with the final purpose in mind already, or old or purchased accounts can be repurposed to become sock puppets.
Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).
The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.
The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.
"I posted that UFO video we made on the subreddit but everyone knew it was fake right away because the account was too new. So this time, I decided to try cooking reddit accounts, and spent the two months adding random comments and posts every few days. Hopefully when I post this new video they will be a lot less skeptical!"
a service that makes you a mega loser forever and make you |lose/never get| friends
A: oh look u/*insert user here* he has reddit premium
B: don't even bother talking to him, he has reddit premium so he must be the king of losers.
man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?
Some of the most effortless yet most entertaining YouTubers to watch and/or listen to. The auto generated TTS (text to speech) is so nice to hear that no-one really questions why.
Dude One "hey what are you watching
Dude Two "a Reddit YouTuber"
Dude One "your a ducking loser"
Verb: to take a piss or shit while browsing reddit
Person 1: hey when you take a shit do you reddit and chill?
Person 2: yeah, what else am i supposed to do?