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a person who was raised in a town that consists of a bar and a tire shop who loves big trucks hunting fishing 4wheelin everthing to do with the outdoors but yet listens to rap/hip-hop heavy metal and hates country music.
that kid right there is one helluva ghetto redneck, he drives a lifted truck covered in mud and is bumpin Eminem
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People who aren't truly rednecks, but more like guys who come from city/suburban to wealthy environments who will buy a truck, listen to country music and brag about "being a redneck." You can tell that they look up to people like Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy as some sort of guidence reference on how to be a redneck. They are generally all-talk, and they tend to always talk about their truck, hunting, their gun collection, country music, and the like.
FR: "So we were listening to some Toby Keith while we were muddin' in ma truck and we saw some deer and we shot them summbitches...."
Normal Person: "Oh shut the fuck up you fake redneck, you're from Manhattan."
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a tradition started by Jantzen Godley and Miles R., a day when you do bad ass redneck shit
doing redneck shit on redneck Wednesday (blowing a fuckin car up with tannerite ( a substance that makes shit go boom ) and doing bad ass redneck shit on Wednesday)
A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.
A tasteful snack, with a raw spam patty sandwiched between two Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies. Often dipped in beer.
Guy 1: What's Darrel eating?
Guy 2: Nothin, just a Redneck Oreo. He's gunna feel it later.
The act of fingering a girl while drinking beer. Warm beer is preferred to get the full redneck effect.
"Honey, could I have the Redneck Special tonight?"
The act of securing the shaft of the penis, when erect, in the waistband of your trousers, boxers, sweat pants etc.. such that the head protrudes above the garment in the spot a belt buckle would be.
When i woke up this morning with morningwood, I decided to suprise my girlfriend with my best redneck beltbuckle.