Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right naw dawg.
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1. When a girl is considered 'prude' and 'innocent' when single, but when she's in a relationship, she does anything and everything dirty for her boyfriend.
2. A girl who goes from one relationship to the next thinking shes dodging the name 'slut'.
Guy 1: "That girl Tiffany is hot but she's such a prude!"
Guy 2: " No man, she's a relationship slut, she dated Johnny and she blew him all the time."
Girl 1: " Becky is such a relationship slut."
Girl 2: " I know! She's had like 3 boyfriends this month!"
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Used to describe a strictly-texting relationship that one wishes to eventually grow into more (usually doesn't).
adj: textventually
Jane: How long have you and Alex been texting?
Amy: Almost four months. He's the one.
Jane: You have a textventual relationship.
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Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.
MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.
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1 For a female, the state or condition of being single. For a male, the state or condition of being a servile fuck-wit.
2. A heterosexual relationship or marriage in which the female engages in sexual relations with multiple partners and somehow talks the male into accepting this. The male partner in such a relationship is known as the patsy or victim. This person may speak openly about being "in an open relationship," but generally does not himself pursue alternate partners. The male in these cases is almost always a dutiful idiot, often a SNAG, who sits at home and develops a potentially deadly ulcer, while his partner gets nasty with every dude she can. This type of male is also known as a man-bitch.
The Open Relationship is exclusively dominated by the female. Normal men who wish to pursue multiple sex partners remain single or cheat. This does not include so-called swingers, a sub-class of perv.
The Open Relationship is, more often than not, a precursor to divorce, or occasionally to homicide.
Debbie and Emil are in an open relationship.
Dude! Oh my God. She invited me over for dinner with the two of them.
Don't do it, man. Fake your own death. Anything. There is no good outcome.
What if I go over while he's out of town?
Oh, that's fine then.
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A euphemism describing a relationship in which one or more participates are cheating.
Dude, I heard your girlfriend slept with John, why are you still with her?
Nah, it's cool, we're in an open relationship.
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Two desperate attention seeking 12 year olds who take pictures in obscure places while their mom takes the photo. Afterwards they completely butt fuck the photo with filters and edits.
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