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A condition most commonly found with Albanian males who are unable to get an erection even with the assistance of a naked female
Girl: "Hey babe what's wrong?"
Mondi: "Sorry, I have a floppy Richard"
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English King in the third Crusade. Rose up against the Moslem Saladin, who controlled Jerusalem at the time, with the supposed support of King Philip of France. King Philip, being French, later ditched Richard on the way to Jerusalem, causing a great blow to Richard's goal. Still though, Richard, brave and courageous, marched on. By the time he reached Jerusalem, Richard knew his victory, while possible, would not last for long, and he was not willing to waste the lives of his men. Sadly, he retreated and signed a treaty with Saladin. Richard was later imprisoned but released by King Philip, and his death came from an arrow shot in the shoulder. Richard's legacy as a soldier transcended his somewhat bad kinship, bad marriage, and bad son, and his romanticized reputation will last forever.
Richard The Lionhearted may have won if all his allies didn't ditch him.
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A foreplay manuver where a person places each hand (making the peace symbol) on either side of a woman's breasts, pushing them together. Then the person sticks their face in the woman's cleavage and shakes his/her head back in forth while saying, "I am not a crook." Preferably using a voice similar to Former President Richard Nixon.
Bob gave Deanna a Richard Nixon when they were fooling around one night.
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A gay boy who smells like shit.
Richard smells like shit
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A fagot. Usually has a small penis. All girls try to avoid him. He is very fucking unfunny. He usually has a bowl cut and is most likely to turn gay as an adult.
Ur such a fucking Richard you fag
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He is from bounty hunter . All ways claims he's hard gang member but really isn't. He likes to munch on the booty. Ways to make fun of richard are Im never talking to you again in my life richard
Twinkle twinkle little richard he has a tiny penis
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Somebody who sleeps constantly without any breaks. Almost never puts lots of effort into anything. Usually has bad hair that takes forever to grow
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