road pickle

A large piece of shit on the ground

"Thats A Huge Piece Of Crap!"
"Is That A Road Pickle!?!?, I Thought They Would Be More Impressive"

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Road-Rim

While driving, the male or female puts cruise control, then proceeds to lift their butt of their seat. The passenger in the car then takes off the driver's pants and proceeds to give them a rim job while the car is moving.

On the way to the party, my girlfriend gave me the nicest road-rim of all time bro, it felt soo good

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Road work

I bet you came here for a real answer... well oops too bad ur about to get this one. Road work is something that roads should do. road work ahead? Ah yeah! I sure hope it does if u quote vines as often as I do then good for u

Guy :road work ahead? Ah yeah! I sure hope it does!

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Road Rash

A sexual disease recieved from being 'on the road'.

That girl at the concert last week gave me road rash

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road-house

A sexual act or position in which the man (giving parter) lifts the woman (receiving partner) off the ground and up against a wall (solid object) in the missionary position and engages in intercourse; also known as the 'suspended congress' in the Kama Sutra.

This move is performed and popularized by Patrick Swayze in the 1989 film Road House.

The petite college co-ed achieved a heightened orgasmic climax after she was vigorously road-housed by the brawny football player.

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Road Pop

A drink that you consume on the road home after a liquor run.

Hey, why don't you buy me a Blue Bull road pop for the way home?

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Road Whore

A temporary worker from out of town.

Typically one who seeks out these kind of assignments exclusively.

In engineering and constuction road whores seek out and find massive bonuses, high pay rates, hazardous duty pay, per diem, housing allowances and any form of premium renumeration or juice

Suit: "How soon can you make good on that bullshit proposal you submitted?"
Engineering Manager:"Tommorrow if you have the kind of juice to pay a bunch of Road Whores to come in and finish the design"
Suit: "Great maybe you can complete the work before they all drag up this time"
Engineering Manager:" If you want that we'll have to gross up per diem"
Suit: " Yeah right!"

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