Safety Pin

Safety Pin is the name for our favorite baka. He’s hot. Everyone simp for him. He’s gay too.

Everyone: Safety Pin is hot
Safety pin: thanks I know

pre-release safety-check

Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.

Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.

safety face

Giving or receiving face with protection
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If your gonna get with that hooker be sure to safety face

How was the safety face last night?

Have you had to safety face lately?

That doesn't look right maybe we should safety face
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Microsoft Family Safety

GoGuardian's twin brother. It blocks random sites just like GG, but it is barely ever talked about

Microsoft Family Safety = George Orwell's 1984

safety spell

An obviously incorrect attempt at typing a questionably difficult word to ensure spell check verification.

1: I read your correspondence. corsersrf

2: Doesn't that sentence need some punctuation pncntlbss

(:safety spell)

safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.