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When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.
I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.
Where you stick a zuchinni up your ass, a cucumber between your balls, and dance around like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula!
That chick is so hot it makes me wanna go home and do a Rusticle Scrotum!
When you're titty fucking a girl with small tits so hard that your scrotum is streaking up and down her chest.
Guy 1: Dude you'll never guess what I did with my girlfriend last night!!
Guy 2: Tell me man!!
Guy 1: I was totally scrotum streakin her all night long!
The additional fees a man must face when purchasing items most noteably clothing articles.
Also can be recognized as the pecker premium price.
"Look at this T-shirt for ladies, hmm same design as the men's shirt, $4 less than the men's shirt."
"Oh! Look at this hoodie $100 for it and the male version is $120"
"Yes welcome to the real world fuckwad you have been outright sacked, hit hard with the scrotum surcharge.
A western marinade used only for the ultimate dishes consisting of ass sweat combined with ground nut sack chunks.
Silvester, would you be so kind as to pass the scrotum sauce
When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.
OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!
Basically any male that scratches his nuts a lot.constantly having you're hands down your pants will give you scrotum fingers.
"Man check scrotum fingers he keeps playing with his junk bet his hand smells like cheese"
" scrotum fingers just touchef food "