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penis seeds

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick

violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020


blow seed

for a male to ejaculate

hey bro let's find some thots tonight at the bar and bring em back here, i need to blow seed tonight.

by sd1rager January 8, 2024


razor seeded

To get fucked up upside down

Bro, let's get razor seeded this weekend

by 058satan January 28, 2015


seed tube

Yet another slang word for penis.

That guy will stick his seed tube into anything that has a pulse.

by Miqq December 9, 2017


seeding troll

A type of troll, whose specialty is to throw in the first “Remove me” response to an email sent to a large distribution group (typically by mistake), with the malicious intent of starting an email avalanche of other (genuine) “Remove me” responses and the (always futile) "Please stop replying to all" follow-up responses.

After 48 hours of no reactions, our seeding troll was able to ignite the largest email mayhem to-date.

by nixiana September 15, 2015


Seed Dating

Go out with someone (in whom one is romantically or sexually interested) with intent to reproduce

"I've been getting into seed dating lately."

by Gio Bidoni March 25, 2024


Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 August 19, 2015